Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets

I’m keen to see if they can maintain the velocity with which they shipped paid verification. If they are able to and with significantly few staff, it seems like a big win.

Unless you burn out the staff that you have left.

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Full Self Driving will also be soon!

Full Self Writing, in this case.

(I'm joking, but honestly it would be pretty funny if one of his eight-buck features involved Twitter writing your longform posts for you via GPT-3.)

Not at all comparable. One is a problem that has a clear solution while the other requires numerous novel solutions.

"soon" in Elon time is 3-5 years.

I doubt it will take that long--it's not exactly rocket science.