Show HN: My Book on Google Analytics Alternatives

I've seen plenty of threads on HN about various alternatives to GA, but you can't try them all. So I tried 15 of the most popular, including: Matomo Cloud, Piwik Pro, Clicky, Cloudflare Web Analytics, Statcounter, Chartbeat, Fathom, Plausible Analytics, Visitor Analytics, Google Analytics 4, Mixpanel, Snowplow, Amplitude Analytics, Heap, and PostHog.

Basically anything with >= .1% market penetration in the top 1M sites that had as self-service plan.

There's no one-size-fits-all replacement for everyone, but there are a lot of good options if you're trying to get off of Google. Happy to discuss and answer any questions people have, thanks!