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This isn't a true stereotype. The average unicorn founder is aged 34.

This is correct, I'm under 34 and I haven't founded my unicorn yet.

I'm 74 so I guess it's GAME OVER, huh? Oh well

Speaking of which, who is the oldest person on HN? Can't be me... can it?

There are definitely some Bell Labs/Xerox/IBM old heads in their 70s and 80s here.

I think there are some guys from ARPAnet days here.