Yeah I wasn't sure how to set things up there - if I kept a single space dimension + a time dimension, then I'd have to explain the negative sign on one of the terms, and probably also talk about the Einstein summation convention to keep things clean. Whereas with a single time dimension, it's not really 'spacetime' as you pointed out.

What motivated this post was that I wanted to give a concrete example of what it really means for some symmetry to 'dictate' the structure of a physical theory, but do so in the simplest way possible - i.e. not deal with spinors, gamma matrices, quantum fields - and the rest of the actual machinery of the standard model. The core idea is so profound that I felt like there has to be a way to get a taste of it across in a way that's accessible.

Turned out to be a lot harder than I thought - I had to skip quite a few steps in the post to keep it from becoming too long, but I'm hoping the model still conveys the essence of how a symmetry + action principle can 'predict' particles.