Shortlist of those other herbicides?
I admit that there very well could be better options that I don't know about (especially if there are new ones that emerged in the last 10-20 years), but I think it's no exaggeration to say that almost anything else is worse.
Just pick a couple that look interesting from the larger one.
This whole discussion seems extremely hyperbolic…
Other commenters have provided good short lists. Do you want me to repeat them?
* 2,4-D
* Dicamba
* Trifluralin
* Pendimethylin
Go find a herbicide that doesn’t have a list of health concerns and environmental effects… which anybody uses.