Ask HN: Contact Form Solution?

I have noticed that most contact forms on websites really suck.

Right now, I'm paying a monthly subscription to Hubspot just to use their contact form, and it still sucks.

I would like a contact form solution that can do the following, would anyone else like this?

1. Integrate with major CRM systems and Google Sheets;

2. Integrate with major video conference systems to allow for scheduling like Calendly;

3. Integrate with all major PPC/SEM and media platforms to track the lead origin;

4. A/B testing to help me better determine how alterations improve conversion rates;

5. Automated email validation to prevent invalid accidental submissions;

6. Advanced anti-spam functionality;

7. Device and browser level testing to ensure across-the-board compatibility