Some had Google as their homepage. Some Facebook.
I learned this when they would be like "Josh, the internet is down, can you help me?" and I'm like wahhhhh? Come to find out Facebook had an outage. "I just opened the internet and its not working". :facepalm:
Supposedly the second search box in the results fooled a substantial proportion of those people into entering their search term rather than clicking through to Google.
That is the level of tech illiterate users many people had to deal with back when IE 6 was a current browser.
Perhaps next time you could try, "looks amazing, not for me".
However, with some cleverness, you can add content to the new tab page that adds value - e.g. AnkiTab (https://github.com/corollari/ankiTab) to help you review your decks. Sure, it's a minor distraction, but it's time-bounded (unlike a news feed), and theoretically it's a net gain if your decks contain knowledge that's genuinely useful to you.
Would be nice if it could be configured to live on a sidebar, and a checkbox for each bookmark to always open in a new tab. But you can’t get everything you want, I guess.