You can’t really cause problems for people this way.
Choosing the first means that you end swatting as a danger. You're only ever pretending to choose the second (the impossible one); but instead you're actually saying that the status quo is fine and in addition you're going to use maladjusted young males as a pretense to take even more liberties with the amount of force and restriction that you're going to apply to the general public.
I don't think this is as much of a counter-argument as you seem to think.
A Twitch streamer was swatted in the UK [1].
[1] https://www.shacknews.com/article/131816/twitch-streamer-kef...
It says "Canadian" in the headline and throughout the article. Still a country other than America, but not the UK.