I'm lowkey waiting to hear about Applet's other sister-ship, JDK

...implausible? Really?

Ha! You can't tell me you've never thought about what you'd name things if you were warped into the past and worked as a Swedish shipwright.

Like, it's just too tempting to troll 21st-century conspiracists with anachronistic ship names, of course it would be a thing you'd do.

Call this the 'anthwarpic principle' (no I don't care) and by 2022 epistemological standards, it's as likely to be real as anything else

OK, fine, downvote me, you cowards