This article links to another called "PHP Sucks", which is a broken link - that's the third time I've run into that same broken link this week. I guess it's destiny that I go and read it for real.

Luckily, it's a Github Pages page (of the old kind, before the transition to .io domains) and is still on the user's GH Pages repo: https://github.com/nikic/nikic.github.com/blob/master/_posts...