But none of that really matters. The elegance of the original model is that you get 4x Thunderbolt 4-capable ports that can run at full-speed and easily interface with any standard USB device. Sure you could add more ports, but you're just diluting the speed of the interface and adding more steps between your device and the laptop's IO controller.
> the fact that nobody has made one in the year this product has been out makes me wary
Did you look?
https://community.frame.work/t/dual-usb-c-expansion-card-moc...
Same problems exist as-usual when you try multiplexing Thunderbolt connections, Alt-mode and PD gets really funky.