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Nothing gives it away more clearly that you’re undateable than your Android phone.

So hilarious. My car probably does too. And my other frugal behaviors. Guess I'll keep buying assets instead of liabilities.

Eh car less so. The trendy thing for Zoomers is to be anti car/stroad/SUV. Using a car shows that you hate the environment.

In the city? Maybe. In rural areas you'll get nowhere without a car, it's highly desirable.

Zoomers aren't exactly moving towards rural areas en masse (in fact the opposite is true[0]), so the parent comment's point still stands.

At least you can get few plus years out of "last year's" flagship Android phone.