For whatever reason, you are leaving out the fact that the testimonial section is user-generated content.

Everyone who donates at least $5 can put a testimonial up there. I think it's pretty prominent, shown right below the donation button under bitcoin/monero logo on the donation page.

Anyway, it could also be that I'm emotionally dumbed down in this respect after spending years on the internet, but I don't feel offended by this at all. Do you feel offended enough to kick the admin on the floor?