Serious answer: they can, just not as as well as we do.
The problem is not that really what they are doing, which is more akin to what e.g our own visual processing stack does...
...it's that we don't have language for a lot of the territory these systems operate in.
We are used to a world defined by very clear boundaries between agents (which e.g. have state, and agency, and carry world representations which we can infer and reason about and behave against) and tools (potentially complex but inert, at best narrowly-constrained),
these exist in the in-between where until now we only really had "animals" or maybe "institutions" but that is more of an abstract analogy.
Like say in insect, they understand but poorly—compared to us as the gold standard. And we have silos of deep specialization (language) and world knowledge beyond the purely visual. Eventually it's clear there will be a knitting together of systems which provide those, as we cobble together something that "understands" more than just the visual.
But already when you look closer it's clear they already understand some things as well as we do, or better.
Pareidolia is a fabulous word and frame, I've used the behavior of these models also to explain what hallucinations are like (and are) when on psychedelics to people who haven't experienced them.
Anyway. What does a toddler understand? Or a dog? Or...
On the bright side I am seeing language come into use before our eyes. The most established and interesting one to emerge in common use this year IMO is the use of "latent" to describe that which these things understand... they render that which is latent in their complex encodings. A great adaptation of a domain specific term of art into lay use.
Fascinating times to be sure.