1) I had no idea what Clickhouse was for the first 30 seconds looking at the homepage. I now understand it to be a database of some sort. I shouldn't have seen the words "performance" and "cloud" and "serverless" before seeing the word database, right? I'm starting off confused. There shouldn't be an assumption that I know what you all do.
2) I have no idea what a column oriented database is. I've been a developer for 29 years (mostly frontend but I do a lot of full stack too). If I need an explainer, a lot of devs will.
Aside from that, it looks like a nice offering and I wish you all the best!