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I would tell you a UDP joke but you probably won't get it.

I heard a good source routing joke but I don't know who to tell it to next

I could tell you a mathematical joke but that would be going off on a tangent.

I'm sorry. I missed that. Can you please tell me again?

If you add anything else, you ruin the "off-by-one" part.

Then there are three hard things

it was in the original joke.