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They don't know where it crashed. Makes it hard to find.

Air France plane went down. They know where it went down and it still took them 2 years to locate it.

The ocean is a HUGE place.

Perhaps it crashed outside of the environment.

I'm thinking the plane entered a portal to the future, and some fragments were sent back to make people in our timeline think it crashed.

PlaneOutOfBoundsException

into another environment... no no no the ship crashed beyond the environment; it's not in the environment. ...

(for the benefit of anyone who doesn't get how great a reference this is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrX7uOZqHI)

You always find something in the last place you look.

I always find things in the first place i looked, because i didn't look properly.

On the contrary!

This clearly shows demonstrates that no one can ever say that you don't look good.

You're definitely a good looker.