Why do domains have WHOIS records anyway? I get why IP blocks have it because machines actually do things from behind IP addresses, but the only thing I'm doing from a domain name is stopping other people from using it.
Someone is hosting copyrighted content? Look up that machine's IP-WHOIS.
Someone is trying to DDOS me? Look up that machine's IP-WHOIS.
Someone is holding a domain I want? If their answer is going to be anything other than a straight "no", they'll happily provide a way to be contacted.
Please tell me how I'm wrong.