Or we could just do our work and not deal with a daily standup. Can we get an App for that please? or maybe a JIRA replacement? or AI that can go instead of ME?
I can sell you a tool for avoiding standups. It is called an espresso machine. Make sure you are using it at 9:30am or whenever the standup is.
I can also offer one: "I have a conflict at ${standup time} and will not be able to attend"
I actually did this and took diy baristra training to be the only one on my floor to make good espresso shots. Its a good way to vanish for 30mins as espresso making time.
That's exactly what we're optimizing for - reduce the coordination overhead and allow builders to focus on building