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They use metal detectors on them already.

Bend over and cough?

Not to spread rumors or anything, but this has gone over the top:

> A chess grandmaster has become the victim of an online rumor that he used a sex toy to defeat the world champion.

Satire is dead.

It was satire. It was originally suggested on a streamers chat as a joke that the streamer laughed at. Noone took it seriously

Just make them walk through a really big electromagnet and hope that neither has a pacemaker.

What if the pacemaker is the cheating device?

Stop the heartbeat in morse code of the next move. Communicate with the device via blood pressure

A pacemaker is cheating death already, so what is chess.

Surely competitive nude chess is a thing?