Went to the mall. Bought a remote control car for $5 and a bunch of those crappy army men toys for $0.50.
Built some fortresses with jenga blocks, guarded by the army men, and smashed it with the RC. One day the RC will break, and I'll salvage the innards and power another toy with it.
After destroying the fortress, me and the toddler sat for peace negotiations with a cup of imaginary tea. He agreed for peace in exchange for being allowed to bring two (non-electronic) vehicles into the bath tub. Then we flipped over the table in agreement.
May buy more RCs and jenga blocks tonight, as well as some of those star night lights. If anyone knows where I can get a RC sized spider for $5, I'll be grateful.