- Do you want to add a header in this "location" block? Great, you better remember to re-apply all the security headers you've defined at a higher level (server block for instance) because of course adding a new header will reset those.
- Oh, you mixed prefix locations with exact location with regex locations. Great, let's see if you can figure out by which location block will a request end up being processed. The docs "clearly" explain what the priority rules for those are and they're easy to grasp [1].
- I see you used a hostname in a proxy_pass directive (e.g.: http://internal.thing.com). Great, I will resolve it at startup and never check again, because this is the most sensible thing to do of course.
- Oh... now you used a variable (e.g.: http://$internal_host). That fundamentally changes things (how?) so I'll respect the DNS's TTL now. Except you'll have to set up a DNS resolver in my config because I refuse to use the system's normal resolver because reasons.
- Here's an `if` directive for the configuration. It sounds extremely useful, doesn't it? Well.. "if is evil" [2] and you should NOT use it. There be dragons, you've been warned.
I could go on... but I think I've proved my point already. Note that these are not complaints, it's just me pointing out that nginx's configuration has its _very_ significant warts too.
[1] https://nginx.org/en/docs/http/ngx_http_core_module.html#loc...
[2] https://www.nginx.com/resources/wiki/start/topics/depth/ifis...