Does start-up time matter? Who cares? (I have three terminals that have been open for almost a year.) Are we concerned about only first start, or primarily the faster second starts once all the dynamic libraries have loaded? Does anything actually require an i5? Whats wrong with requiring a GPU?
Doesnt it get tiring, being so grumbly about other people having fun & doing cool things? Do you really think we should do as you say & just freeze time, insist on doing nothing?