For example, half the company had prod access to user accounts. And there was no way to find out who accessed what. This is not normal, it's a huge red flag.
The article claims that it should be perfectly expected that an executive should order someone to lie to the board about the risk the company is exposed to. Apparently this is Mudge's fault for not pushing back hard enough.
And then there's the rant against the "cyber security crusader", for whom nothing but perfect security is enough. Sounds like a perfectly annoying character, along with the architecture astronauts I guess. I've never met any of these stereotypes in the real world, although people do disagree on what is enough.
So it's either trolling us, or just not very good. Or both.