That doesn't mean I don't care! I was just talking with a friend about this the other day, and I suggested it should be possible to make a small, easily maintained patch that focuses on chasing the fingerprint of one well-known browser. He implemented https://github.com/hellais/utls-light in that spirit, which looks like a viable solution to me.
Anyway, I think matching TLS fingerprints to HTTP User-Agent strings is a valid abuse prevention technique. Rejecting any non-browser fingerprint is bad, and websites should get pushback for that, but I am skeptical that's something they can reliably do without breaking any time Chrome flips a field study. TLS is not _that_ rusted shut.