And no, I don’t mean it as a joke
If Britain wants to survive the next 100 years, they need to make some brave decisions. Dissolve monarchy and the class system, get back into EU, and hope Scotland will not declare independence.
Also, USA, wtf, why are you flying the flag at half staff? Did you forget what you fought about in 1776?
(edit: Actually I looked it up and apparently it has flown at half staff for foreign leaders a few times in the past. My bad, knee jerk reaction.)