In all seriousness, hasn't Intel been hanging on to their current architecture for way too long at this point? IIRC Ryzen consumes less power and does more per Watt on the high end and ARM is eating them up on the low end. It feels like Intel is just trying to squeeze out a little more from a much-delayed 10nm process and their existing architecture.
It sort of reminds me of Pentium 4 just outstaying its welcome.
Genuinely curious: what's on the horizon for Intel as their next big change and not something that's just a marketing clock speed boost?