Cheating is different, of course. But I interpret your comment as dismissing the activity itself.
So much to just ignore if you don't give a fuck. Just ignore it.
"But i dont fucking want guitar lessons", springs to mind.
/h (for hypocrite :-)
Fortunately for the rest of us, we get to decide how much this means to us, including the people running the stories and the people reading them. And we've decided it's interesting.
I think what hurts is you obviously go into it because it's a passion, but you age-out of competing so quickly. It's still your passion, but you go from being world-class to a hobbyist over 5 years.
World records are a young people's game.
I doubt that can be argued to be the case for donkey Kong though.