What the fuck are you talking about? Almost all of your points are either blatantly false, or so subjective they clearly show how biased you are regarding iPhones. Like for example « scrolling is slower » what the hell is that? I spent 10 years on Android and have switched to an iPhone 2 years ago and this is just not true.

> The prices are a riot, it's a designer luxury item

Yeah they’re expensive. You’re not entitled to buy everything that exists. An iPhone is not a need. Plus, price is not an issue since you hate them anyway.

> The amount of popups when I open any kind of app or the appstore is incredible.

I have no idea what you’re even talking about. There are things that suck in the App Store (the sponsored apps that appear before the searched results for example) but popups? The only time there are popups is on install when you try to install an app and your iCloud account is not linked. FYI it’s the same on the Play Store.

> The notch is objectively terrible

Subjectively. It doesn’t even lose screen real estate since the space around the not h is used for icons and clock.