Lukoil chairman of the board dies, fall from hospital window blamed

[Ben rushes up to Paul's room after Jelly throws a hit man off the balcony onto the wedding party]

Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.

Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?

Boss Paul Vitti : I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?

Jelly : [taking out a pen] Uh no, but they will in a minute.

Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bullshit, I can't fucking take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy."

Jelly : Hey, that's good, Doc.

Doesn't sound suspicious at all. Not in the least. And if you believe that ...

What a freak accident! The cleaning lady probably forgot the "slippery when wet" sign, and the poor fellow fell to his death. Rest in peace!

Vlad the defenestrator strikes again. At least his family was left alive this time.