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polyphonic radio croon in imitation of her dragons' death-recognition calls

(I'm not Pernese myself, though I am a drake. But it seems fitting.)

Your parents are ducks?

I was deliberately using the now-mostly-archaic sense of the noun referring to dragons. It puns nicely on my given name, among other reasons.

I know, which is why I was using the almost-as-archaic sense of the noun :)