As the world burns, Americans buy bigger cars
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2. discuss with my fellow swells how many bolotnikovas i'll have to pay-off to point the finger at bubba & the soccer moms
3. get dumb proles to pass carbon credit legislation
4. sell my allotment (in finance/media/advertising/mgmt consulting; didn't need them anyway)
5. +brokerage fees transacting carbon credits for other industries that have to actually produce things.
6. mansion += 1; bonus = not as many filthy proles clogging up the airports, highways, beaches;
7. life is good