Yep, it would be very nice to have an API that would do all that for you. But that would require a group of at least 10 ML experts + 10 NLP experts + 20 domain experts. Still, I think it's doable and one should make small efforts to make it happen.
Marginal thoughts: decision trees are very bad for large p >> n problems - random forest might work, though. If TextMinr doesn't have radial SVM with auto-tuning then it will not cope with more difficult problems.