This is a super cool article and all the notes so far are incredibly literal takes on how this can't be immediately commercialized to revolutionize the furniture industry. I love hearing about interesting processes and research like this.
What's less cool is forcing it into a clickbait title that has almost no relevance to the research at hand.
I would have been fascinated at a title like "Controllable warping in 3d printed materials". That alone is awesome - why fuck around with the useless "wooden chair" bs?