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The reality is even stranger:

https://www.geekwire.com/2014/jeff-bezos-octopus-breakfast/

That's a misrepresentation. Jeff was simply implying he liked the novelty of the acquisition.

If you haven’t seen Leon the professional, you definitely should

TIL that Gary Oldman improvised his delivery of that line -- in this short clip[0], he says he was fooling around, doing it that way as a joke, and the director kept it:

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZfqez5qmuA

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Remember how that movie ended for Jeff, in this case...

Puts pinky finger to face while petting white cat

Wrong movie