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Short account names on twitter are valuable enough for resale to justify mass reporting an account for any violation, however so slight.

Twitter is a dumpster fire.

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This sounds like the most plausible answer to me if OP is on the level. I guess if Simon Pegg (or some other celeb named Simon) ends up with this, then you'll know!

Simon Cowell - most referenced person I see with @simon.

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