It seems that the author needs something like super performant Hadoop++. Node doesn't address these problems.
"Node enthusiasts are front-end coders not wanting to do server coding"
I think he missed the point there. Using Javascript as a server side language, node has bridged a gap so many web programmers have been crossing. With node and mongodb, JSON is a language native to the entire webstack -- which is a very powerful idea. We are able to sync datastructures across server and client now.
This rant sounds very similar to "NoSQL DBs will never reach the competence and performance of the RDBMS".