Me: My builds are really slow
CircleCI: Here are a few very low effort answers
Me: git checkout is taking literally 60 seconds, but it takes 3 seconds locally, why?
CircleCI: Mumble Mumble.
They charge per minute, so why would they care if builds are slow? Was about a year of this getting worse and worse, till I finally cancelled the service last week and built my own server in my basement.
I know get 200% faster builds, and the hardware payback time is not very long (6 months of my CircleCI bill?).
I think it's a huge red flag anytime the metric you care about is something that being "worse" makes the provider more money.