I've posted a shorter version of this story before. Now that I finally got the time to set up my blog and work past the sitelock I'm hoping a few more people will get a laugh out of this!
"I can’t help but laugh at how incomplete this game was and that I prioritized adding DRM over polishing gameplay."
There are a lot of companies who do this.
You can see that the main SW is crashing but the copy or cheat protection works as intended.