> 100% uptime for the last 9.5 years

While correct, that conveniently omits the downtime in 2010 and 2013. Why be shady?

Edit: three nines is considerably different than infinite nines. Around 2018 there was an inflation bug which was kept quiet until it was patched. It's human to have an occasional bug. Setting the bar too high may be a dis-service if/when there is an exploit.