At some point the conversation went a bit like this:
- Do you know what else kids these days don't do?
- What?
- They don't declare all their variables at the top.
- What?
- Yep
- They don't?
- Nope
- W ... where do they declare them then?
- Right before they use them.
- No!
- I shit you not.
- Wtf
I remember laughing hard, and realising I'm also becoming an old fart who complains about kids and their scateboards and shudders at the thought of variable declarations sprinkled thoughout code. :p