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>Don't make the mistake of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison

Absolutely incredible!

I have trained myself so that every time I see "Oracle", I mentally translate it as "Larry Ellison needs a bigger yacht".

I keep picturing Larry pushing a lawn mower.

For Spanish speaking HNers: try reading Oracle in reverse :)

It'd be el caro (the expensive one), in the same line as the yatch thing.

I hope to one day have the terrible misfortune of being acquired by Oracle.

Brilliant. Thanks.