Remove my password from lists so hackers won't be able to hack me (2017)

> Recently I’ve found myself guiding a SysAdmin that didn’t seem like the brightest tree in the forest...

I had no idea trees could be bright.

I think they meant to say not the sharpest tree in the forest.

Make like a tree and get the F out.

Or maybe he's one tree short of a full forest.

Surely you mean brightest tool in the shed.

Pff, well, with a password like 'dolphin' you're not safe anyways.

At the very least go for a password like mine, which is hunter2 (browsers even automatically hide the password for ya!)

Weird, all I see is ******* ..

hahah, classic.

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As said there: [..] the title should specify [...] 2017.

I want to believe he was trolling.. I'm not prepared for the truth.

This is contemporary art.