Features every microwave should have

Every microwave need to have exactly 2 switchers: time and power. Anything else is about what some of that should have.

I agree only with beep beep beep part, this is really annoying. A stirrer is a good idea before taking in mind that price of a chemistry-class magnetic stirrer is worth of 100 microwaves.

The funniest part is about metal. How do you search a piece of metal in a completely metal box? Didn't you know about enthusiasts who use to melt metal in microwaves?

Interesting. All the microwaves with a beep that I've ever had have all stopped beeping upon opening the door.

I've always wished microwaves had a "repeat last instruction" button.