Amazon expands palm-scanning payment tech to 65 more Whole Foods locations

Your online shopping. (Oh behave!) Your doorbell. (Who’s that?) Your vacuum. (That’s a nice big living room you have there.)

Your palm print. With your kombucha purchase.

Don’t worry all this data is definitely safe, isolated, anonymized as needed, categorized for sensitivity, and definitely not what Amazon is after.

There’s a smile on the box! (And Amazon can see if there isn’t one on your face.)