Good little writeup. There really is no real world use case for them. Glad to see the crypto fad ending.
Crypto actually works kind of great as a speculative casino. If you think that isn't a real world use case then you may have a rather rose tinted view of the world.
Also, I found you online, you work for crypto, pretty dishonest of you to not disclose that before commenting.
Markets are capable of staying irrational a very long time