To begin approximating what a lone spherical synapse would actually do you'd need to solve 2^n coupled second order differential equations where n is the number of ions used.
That is before you throw in things like neuro transmitters and the physical volume of a cell. Simulating a single neuron accurately is beyond any super computer today. The question is how inaccurately can we simulate one and still get meaningful answers.
Then how we do it 100e9 more times.
I'm looking forwards to all the "easy" things it will figure out and stick us in a loop of "why didn't anyone think of that?" Something like the nth generation ML offspring solving the building of viable neurons at scale by breeding some single cell organism.
Kites do none of those things.
How?