Including the the inventor himself(look up M-expressions)!

Part 2 is spent wailing in misery that not all languages use the clearly superior S-expression syntax

Part 3 is spent making a macro to write your favourite language as S-expressions, from a lisp environment.

Finally, part 4 is accepting that we can't have nice things.

Except that wisp is not abandoned. See for example dryads-wake for a practical use that provides an embedded DSL for game dialogue that reads like a typical theatre script: https://hg.sr.ht/~arnebab/dryads-wake

See https://www.reddit.com/r/whitespaceLisp/ for more examples.

Unfortunately all problemos were solved already in 1977. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24662735

I'm not alone!

I suspect the person who came up with

(((((((((((((((((((((( In Stereo, Where Available )))))))))))))))))))))))))))

had prior experience/trauma with Lisp.

And one of you fuckers is going to tell me that there are more closing parens than open ones. I did that on purpose, and you've fallen into my trap.