Ridiculous. Money laundering leads to a loss of freedom, privacy, and control because it empowers exactly the kind of people who want to take those things away from you.
I don’t want to pay them from my primary account with (potentially) millions in crypto visible thus subjecting me to a $5 wrench attack
So instead I have a “payments” hot wallet and use Tornado cash to disburse funds from my cold wallet for paying things while obscuring my total net worth/lifetime transaction history.
This is perfectly legal and moral.
Edit: incase this wasn’t clear the above is purely hypothetical.