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I'm kind of voting for "stop right there, criminal scum!"

If the greeting is going to be tonally inappropriate, why not go all in, right?

Windows used to have an error message that read “This program has performed an illegal operation…”. Your suggestion would have fit in perfectly.

My grandma called me in a panic for this one.

I kind of like the idea that someone who shouldn't be on my computer would also see that.